Beer Belly Beer Canteen

Last Updated on January 12, 2024

Beer Belly Storage

By Lucas Miller

Okay I get it, technically this isn’t a wine rack. But just to mix things up we threw in a couple of creative ways to store your beverage of choice. If you represent the female population you may be interested in the Wine Rack Bra.

Granted this isn’t necessarily the best way to drink your beer(or wine for that matter), but who hasn’t wondered if there was a way to keep your beer with you in a hands free mode while you went about your business. Even if only in a passing thought.

Hopefully you find this fun and clever way to conceal your beer a creative diversion from your wine rack hunt as you mull over your wine rack options.

If you’ve seen enough, check out some of our wall mount wine rack or wooden wine rack selections.

The BeerBelly Beer Canteen, 80 Ounces
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The BeerBelly Beer Canteen, 80 Ounces
  • Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing^Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch^Holds up...

Beer belly product review

In the spirit of gender equality, we offer the Beer Belly to surreptitiously store vast quantities of your favorite beverage. While this fine storage and dispensing product may be worn by any gender and can store any beverage, the name and the model chosen to display the product says it all.

Want to show off your new profile while enjoying your favorite beverage without having to pay the exorbitant prices at the concession stand? The Beer Belly allows you to take up to 80 ounces of your favorite beverage in a storage pouch stored next to where that beverage will ultimately end up. The Beer Belly is meant to be worn under a shirt of some kind to hide it while leaving that sexy profile to be fully on display.


What is a Beer Belly?

The Beer Belly is a truly unique product – it is a combination a beer belly profile enhancer and polyurethane bladder-flask.

  • A removable polyurethane bladder is custom-shaped look like a beer belly.
  • A long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve controls the flow.

How does a Beer Belly work?

  • A convenient clear tube feeds the wine (or other beverage) from the storage bladder to an awaiting glass (or even directly into one’s mouth), where an easy-to-use valve is used to control the flow.

Functions of a Beer Belly

  • It is comfortable to wear.
  • Allows the surreptitious transport and consumption of up to 80 oz. of wine or other beverages.
  • By blowing air into the tube, you can re-inflate the wine rack even when you have finished drinking your beverage.

Sizing of a Beer Belly

  • One size fits all up to a height of 6’8” and a waist of 40”
  • Discreet
  • Comfortable
  • Gives you that profile you’ve always wanted at Monster Truck Pulls and other sporting events with your friends
  • 80 oz. capacity means you can bring the party with you!
  • Definitely single temperature zone
  • May be warmer than some prefer
  • Aesthetically, may be more appropriate for storing beer than fine wine